Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Oish

In 2009 more shows and more magazines will come out.
In 2009 the girls will wear a certain color.
In 2009 the girls will weigh a few pounds less.
In 2009 the world will still offend me, as a woman.
Why is it that sometimes a girl will look in the mirror...and kinda wish her nose was 1/2 mm pointing towards her left cheekbone, instead of having Barbara Streisand's lip fullness...(ok I know...Barbara Streisand?...she's probably 82 now and I have no idea if her lips have anything wrong. BUt it sounded good no?)
Anyways,why are women doing this to themselves. Why are men doing this to women (mhh...I wonder). Why can't I enjoy watching something funny or cute (me? feh!), and not have to tell my man, I believe the exact words are..." aalaaalaalalah dontlookdontlookdontlook".
It's disgusting, and what's more disgusting is that later that night I look in the mirror and there is always something i wanna fix. Small, big whatever.
And i know, that as a woman, I was born to do that. But not sooo meticoulosly. Not thinking that if i don't look good that day I can't be a good teacher, wife or wtvr...
Dear Fellow Women,
feel beautiful in your own skin and don't watch chazerai!!!!
Amein.


Please remind me I made this hachloto

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

im not a women,what should i do, garibaldi?

Anonymous said...

ah! almost forgot,you made this hachloto!

sorele said...

you'll survive! there nothing really funny or good out there anyway, they ran out of ideas a long time ago!

frumchi said...

si per questo si vede dei rodal che bloccano il traffico perche stanno guardando la pubblicita della pasta...
cmq ci penso sempre sonia nn so piu/ancora cosa fare con il mio marito...
uff sono mushki mi dimentico sempre di cambiare

the sabra said...

Ooooh I'm with you man! I'm SO with you. (uh on the hachlata of course. of course)

afroson said...

thanx ppl
for checking the blogggg

i still cant believe you do

the sabra said...

Benny said we have to.

Anonymous said...

teehee good one Chava. Although she does make a point :)

the sabra said...

heyyy it's melissa!

(how'd u know 'the sabra' was me, btw?)

Anonymous said...

I'm just really gifted! :)

the sabra said...

yayyyy chava knows a gifted girl!

Anonymous said...

you do! Do you feel honored? :)

afroson said...

guys guys guys

now stop fighting